lawyer

[multibeard]

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A Rabbi, Hindu Priest and a lawyer were on a road trip thru the corn belt.

Their car broke down in front of a farmers house and it was getting late. The farmer welcomed into his home, but told them that he only had enough beds for 2 and one would have to sleep in the barn.

The Rabbi said that he liked animals and he would be glad to stay in the barn.

He went to the barn, and a half hour later, there a knock at the door. The farmer opened the door and there stood the Rabbi. "I can't stay in the barn, there's a pig in there and I can't sleep with a pig".

The Hindu Priest spoke up and said that he would stay in the barn. So the Hindu Priest went to the barn. A half hour later, there was a knock at the door. The farmer opened the door and there stood the Hindu Priest. "I can't stay in the barn, there's a cow in there and I can't sleep with a cow".

The lawyer said he would stay in the barn. So off he went to the barn. A half hour later, there was a knock at the door.
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The farmer opened the door and there stood the pig and the cow.