What is YOUR Southern Sign?

[skeet]

Lilred...GOB did say you was cute an fuzzy. Use a small rock! I et chitlins oncet or twice...didn't really care fer 'em too much...ate possum a time er 2 and coon too. Possum was lot too greasy fer me and the ol coon....well the feller that brung him in to work cooked him up in 1 piece. His legs was stickin up straight and he looked like a small dog alayin there. I et it and it was ok...but I jus can't git that picture outta my mind(what little there is of it). Young ground hog is ok and so is musrat if ya git the musk kernels outta his back fore ya cook him.
Now this here chart says I'm a catfish I cain't be a catfish...I hate catfish!!