Man, what a ripoff!

[Rocky Raab]

So, I'm like cruising the tube, ya know? And I've already had a snort or two, kinda. 'Cause it's New Years and all, right? And I spot this thing on the TV menu, like. And it says "New York Phil's Harmonica Orchestra" ya see? So I click over to it. I mean, harmonicas are cool, huh? Willey Nelson plays one, right? Only when the channel clicks in, I don't see any. Harmonicas, I mean. There's a whole buncha dudes and dudettes, and they're all wearing monkey suits and fancy schmancy dresses and such, and they're whangin' away at music - or what might be music if you're from New York. And not only is there no dude named Phil anywheres I can see but there ain't one single solitary harmonica nowheres.

Cheese. What a ripoff.



(And that's my last lame post until deuce double ball eight. Y'all come back safe now, y'hear?)