40+ year old Virgin

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So when I was a young lad I saved my paperboy money to buy this special knife at the local sporting goods store. The knife was all shiny and perfect in everyway. It had a leather bound handle and matching leather sheath. I held it in my sock drawer in the back corner with my other prized possessions. My friend made comments about how foolish I was to waist my money on that knife when I could have bought ice-cream or other foolish thing with the money. Every so often someone would ask to see my knife and they would glare at the mirror like surfaces with envy and lust. I still have that knife and I still can’t bring myself to cut anything with it. The knife is a fricken 40+ year old virgin. It has never even been allowed to cut a piece of string. I tried to wear it in the past but it was to no avail, all I would ever do with it was to pull it to show someone. It’s razor sharp, but never been sharpened. I’m not sure anyone else has ever touched my knife ?

The knife is a Case XX 3 FINN with about a 4 inch blade.

I just found it again wrapped up in the back of the safe. So what do I do with it ?

1) Pass it on to my boys with direction to never cut anything with it or they will be cursed.
2) Sell it to someone for it’s imaginary value.
3) Dig some weeds with it to set it free and start using it.
4) Seal it and bury it deep in the forest for someone to find hundreds of years from now.