friend who cant hit a barn

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hey fabs, had my first visit to the chesapeake the other day, a little town called oxford ($$$$$ kind of neighborhood) man sure looks like the geese have made it your way pretty good, the place i was testing was right on a bay with 5 pintails only 50yds from me in the water. but man lots of honkers down there.
any how, my buddy can hit honkers, the only problem is he is like an anxious puppy they lock up to come in and at 45 yds he is ready to let rip, so i have to remind him wait till i say, if he couldnt hit birds back pedaling at 20 yds i would take his drivers license.