Climate change cause finally found!

[Rocky Raab]

After decades of observation, research, world travel and data gathering, pseudo-scientist Rocky Raab takes the occasion of Earth Day to announce the definitive cause of climate change.

“Climate change is caused by one simple and overlooked thing,” Raab said, “and that is … leaves.”

“For the entire life of the Earth, the emergence of leaves in the Spring cause the temperature to rise. The more leaves that trees hold, the hotter it gets. Then, in the Autumn, when trees drop their leaves, the temperature invariably plummets. The cause and effect is as obvious as the face behind your nose,” he concluded.

The facts are indisputable. Wherever there are leaves, it is warm. Where there are few or no leaves, it is cold. The Amazon and the Antarctic are proof of the theory: one is always hot and the other is always frozen, and the presence or absence of leaves is the difference. Over the rest of the earth, the annual cycle never varies: leaves emerge and temperatures rise; leaves disappear and temperature falls.

Competing ideas are overcomplicated hogwash. Al Gore is a shyster and a crook, and the media has it backwards: “Green” is not the answer, “green” is the CAUSE!