Man......it's what's for dinner

Suggest a 5 day waiting period before Manbeef can be consumed.(Skinny Bill)

Suggest correct educational seminars be manditory on the correct, ethical, and safe way to prepare and store Manbeef.(Treedoc Law)

Broucher included in every package of Manbeef outlining in detail the correct way to eat Manbeef without offending any person within a five mile radius of where the Manbeef is being consumed.(captain2k_ca Bill)

A warning label should be included on every package of Manbeef sold stating that "Before consumption insure that all brouchures should be read and if you do not have one you can get them free from Manbeef central.(Muledeer Law)