Sure was a big stink on the news last night about that 5.7 pistol

[denton]

They make vests in different grades. Even the best of them isn't going to stop most rifle bullets.

Total lack of information never stopped the news media from having an opinion.

I'll agree right away that most news reporters are reasonably benign. However, since they are influencing public opinion, it seems to me that they have a special responsibility. Careless and unfounded opinions might lead people to do dangerous things. So doesn't it stand to reason that news reporters should be specially trained, and certified by the government? And shouldn't the government check their stories before they put them out? They should have to have a special permit, because they are so dangerous.



[It's sarcasm, guys.]

We ought to ban dangerous items. Let's start with typewriters (Frank Lloyd Wright)