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05-12-2005, 08:57 AM
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Women Over 40
Written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because he knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know. A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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05-12-2005, 09:37 AM
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I like women who are 40+
I also like women who are 34...or 36...or 38... 
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05-12-2005, 06:13 PM
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Yea I knew there were a few of you boys who would really appreciate that one.....and giving it to your wife...if she is over forty...will really score points....
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05-12-2005, 06:53 PM
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My wife is my age. We've been married 35 years this July 4. Nothing fazes her or surprises her.
And the rest of your post is true, too!
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05-13-2005, 05:59 AM
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I also sent it to several other FFOF. I'll see what theri reactions and thetiming thereof are!  Hawkeye
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05-13-2005, 06:03 AM
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You've got me beat! We're only 28 years on May 29. H.
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05-13-2005, 07:37 AM
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That's a lot of wisdom there that I wish I would have known when I was younger. My wife is 44, I'm 39. We're married 11 years with 2 great kids. I wasted a lot of years before that dating girls younger than me.
She's also a Valerie.
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