A True Southerner

[Aim to maim]

Originally posted by Lilred
Ya'll Yankees might learn a lil somethin



Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.

True Southerners know instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold 'tater salad. (If the trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add some hot biscuits and "nanner puddin'.)

That same Southerner would also know that one THROWS a regular fit, PITCHES a hissie fit and HAS a conniption.

'nanner puddin, A potent substance with miraculous powers. I do miss it so.