Ya can't fix stupid

[skeet]

Jest pick it all up and dump it in his yard...with him awatchin. That would really make it good!! Or put it in a bag set it on fire and knock on his door!!! Nah...then he would accuse ya of attempted arson. Even better...wait for him with a bb or pellet gun and zap him when he lets the dog do his business(zap the dog...even though the owner needs it more than the dog)!! Kinda funny story..well not too funny. Neighbor had 2 G shepards that liked killing. Killed a couple of chickens on my place. Told the guy to keep 'em home and said this was the only warning. Month later heard a commotion near the barn. These same 2 white shepards were pulling a chicken apart(alive). Grabbed the shotgun and killed the first DRT and the other 20 ft away running. Called him up and told him to come get his dogs...and bring 10 bucks for the pretty ol rooster they had killed. When he walked around the barn I thought he was gonna have a heart attack. Sued me but with the animal control laws he had no rights whatsoever and had to pay me for the chicken..my lawyer and could have gotten the cost of the ammo to kill 'em with...but being the nice guy I am...I let that slide. They WERE reloads ya know!! BTW the lawyer was a friend doing it probono(free for the great unwashed) till the judge said he had to pay for my attorney...Ka-ching!!