Redneck Mansion

[skeet]

That there place is where the TPT's live..ya know...the Trailer Park Trash?? I almost lived in one a them. I went home with this gal one night. She told me later..I could move right on in. She said soon as she got her a Deevorce we could git all married up nice 'n legal like. But till the deevorce came through in bout a year and a half...we could just play at bein married. Now, y'all, the first part of that was said in jest..but the part about the gal is the truth. I think she wanted me to be her luv slave er sumpin(shut up lilred). I thought about her offer for all of 8-10 seconds too. Needless to say..I got outta Dodge. When she found out I wasn't goin for it...man I found out why the previous mister left. That gal had a temper to make Lilred look like a schoolm'arm. Man that gal was a looker too. I said LOOKER...not Hooker! fer all you smartazzes GOB