Scary but a good idea

[skeet]

YEAR 2008: Hillary's first night as President...

(okay,,,,, it’s a scary thought, but just give me a little room with this joke!! )

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Hillary Clinton is elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
She has waited so long.....
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that, I have told so many lies, & covered up so many things."
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The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary asks, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that, I have my own agenda."
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On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary asks, "How can I
best serve my country?"
Lincoln quietly smiles & says,
"RELAX ... TAKE THE NIGHT OFF. GO TO THE THEATER."