Alabama Women

[Valigator]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

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>>> >new wives duties.
>>> >
>>> >The first man had married a woman from Indiana and bragged that he had

>>> >told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

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>>> >needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on
>>> >the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes washed
>>> >and put away.
>>> >
>>> >The second man had married a woman from California . He bragged that he

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>>> >had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
>>> >and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any
>>> >results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was

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>>> >cleaned, dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>>> >
>>> >The third man had married a Alabama girl. He boasted that he told her
>>> >that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
>>> >mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said

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>>> >the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
>>> >anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he

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>>> >could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to

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>>> >eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper

[gspsonny03]

You sure she wasn't from Florida or someplace in Virginia?

[skeet]

Hey GSP...Sure sounds like one a them red haired Viginia wimmin fer sure. Them Florida wimmin hit ya.... it takes three days to wake up! They use clubs! Good one, Val

[Valigator]

I used an iron skillet once...he never saw it comin....taught him a good lesson though......