Vegetarian Jokes

[Skinny Shooter]

What do you call a vegatarian with diarrhea?
































A salad shooter... hehe

[Skinny Shooter]

I was adding milk to my coffee when a vegan colleague said, "Do you know that milk belongs to a calf?"
If it hadn't have been first day at work, I'd have replied, "Relax, I already ate that calf for lunch".

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
Someone who lost their veg-inity!

The Native American (American Indian) word for vegetarian is "poor hunter."

A bumper sticker: I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!