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Old 08-17-2006, 01:43 PM
larryours larryours is offline
 
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You know your old, when ?

You know your old, when they give you a senior discount , at the grocery store ,and you didn't ask for one !
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Old 08-17-2006, 04:29 PM
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You know you're old

when the doctor tells you everything that is supposed to be soft is getting hard, and everything that is supposed to be hard is getting soft.
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Old 08-17-2006, 04:58 PM
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you know you are old:

your physicians are all retired or dead.
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:05 PM
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LOOKING OLD!!!!!

When you are offered a Senior Discount and the guy behind you in line is rolling on the floor laughing. He went to school with you and knows how old you aren't.

This happened to me when I was 46 years old. Grey bush beard must not have helped. The clerk turned beet red when I showed her my age on my drivers license.
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:27 AM
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When YOU are driving down a highway and the hands on the steering wheel look like your dad's.
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:28 AM
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You stop a girl on suspected Minor Consumption of alcohol and she is 28 and calls you sir .
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:49 PM
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Nulle

A t least she called you SIR.

It could have been alot worse.
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:58 PM
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You know you are old when (1) they dont card you any more (2) they voluntarily give you a senior citizen discount and (3)Oh I forgot that one- but then your memory is the second thing that goes.
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Old 08-18-2006, 10:06 PM
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You know you're old when you take half a viagra to keep from peeing on your shoes!

Nulle complains he's old, but he hikes around like a goat. Know a lot of younger guys that would'nt be able to keep up...
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Old 08-20-2006, 08:12 AM
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Jonesy you should have caught my tabel dance during the Rally.
Sucker for a gal in Camo lol
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:53 AM
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Nulle, it sounds like you were in rare form! I stayed away from down town this year. I guess I'm getting old...
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Old 12-02-2007, 08:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by buckhunter
When YOU are driving down a highway and the hands on the steering wheel look like your dad's.
Happened to me just the other day. 8^(
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Old 12-02-2007, 08:40 AM
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You know you are old when your son and daughter both are complaining about getting old.
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Old 12-02-2007, 10:13 AM
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When hunting yestereday. Walked all day. Knee's and ankles feel it today. Wife sez I should quit hunting, I'm too old. Then again if I get a cut on my finger she says the same thing.

I sound like my dad and as good as that is, its scarey.
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:38 AM
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I know the feeling but the only time age bothers me is when I am hunting some real rough country alone = and this happens often as I am like a magnet for that **** and love to hunt it. Seems I do it alot slower now lol.
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