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08-03-2009, 09:13 AM
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ain't got sense enough ta pour piss outa a boot. . . .
just because a cat has kittens in the oven don't mean ya call 'em biscuits. . . . GoodOlBoy
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(Moderator - Gear & Gadgets, Cowboy Action, SouthWest Regional, Small Game) GoodOlBoy@huntchat.com For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16 KJV Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun. - Ecclesiastes 8:15 KJV "The gun has been called the great equalizer, meaning that a small person with a gun is equal to a large person, but it is a great equalizer in another way, too. It insures that the people are the equal of their government whenever that government forgets that it is servant and not master of the governed." - 40th President of the United States Ronald Reagan 1911-2004 
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08-03-2009, 07:01 PM
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"May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you've gone". Heard that one in Irland the first time and in many places since.
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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08-04-2009, 08:31 AM
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>"ain't got sense enough ta pour piss outa a boot..."
"with instructions written on the bottom" along the same vein: ".....doesn't have the sense God gave a piss ant" and for someone scared and / or confused: "That fellow didn't know whether to sh** or wind his watch" Mike
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08-04-2009, 05:35 PM
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And a couple of more:
"He's grinning like a Jackass with a mouth full hornets"
"He's grinning like a possum with a mouth full of sh** (you know, the other word for crap)"
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot. Last edited by bulletpusher; 08-12-2009 at 08:18 AM.
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08-04-2009, 11:00 PM
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08-05-2009, 05:12 PM
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of someone not so bright.....
Lights are flashing
Bells are clanging But....there ain't no train acomin'
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08-11-2009, 11:15 PM
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"If it ain't broke don't gix it!" My first Section Sergeant in the Army.
"Never underestimate a mans ability to underestimate a woman." My wife.
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I tell you I don't get no respect. Why, the surgeon general, he offered me a cigarette. (Rodney)
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08-12-2009, 08:25 AM
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Here's a couple from my Father
"He could tear up a steel ball in a sand bed."
"I'd rather hear a fat boy F*rt (Break Wind), than listen to that Crap." "Do you wreak-en?. If you wreak-en, tell him you wreak-en." "You ain't just a Wolfen."
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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08-12-2009, 08:31 AM
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Here's one from Chesty Puller
My father was in the tent where the following was said to the reporters asking questions of Marine Corp. Gen. Chesty Puller, and asked how come the Marines were retreating, he had always heard that the Marines never retreated.
and I quote "Retreat Hell, all we've done is turned the front and are fighting in another direction" The above was stated after the Red Chinese invaded and attacked the U.S. Marines at the Chosin Reservoir on the Red Chinese border during the Korean War. Gota love those Marines.
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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08-12-2009, 08:56 AM
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Heard this one on the radio this morning
"He's so smart, He's got all of the postage and no zip code."
by Edd Hendy, KSEV 700 am radio, Houston, Texas You can also listen on the net at, www.ksevradio.com
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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08-18-2009, 01:03 AM
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"I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
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I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....so I asked him, "Can I have your shoes? You aren't using them." "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain
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09-03-2009, 12:56 PM
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Here is a new one I found!
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
This is very similar to another saying I use to hear but I cant remember what that one was.
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot.
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09-03-2009, 05:54 PM
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Old Army saying for Privates on a detail: "If it moves salute it, if it dosen't move, paint it."
Best, Ed
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The three Rs: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"
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09-04-2009, 08:39 AM
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Though not as colorful as some of the other quotes listed in this thread, I'll offer the following from my grandfather:
He used to tell me as a kid to keep in touch with Tiorio, or TIORIO, an acronym of "Think It Over, Reason It Out". Wise words. Another one he used to say: "A wise old sage once said, 'Be sure you're right, then go ahead.' He may have added this, to wit, 'Be sure you're wrong before you quit.'" And then there's one my dad used to say: "Thank God everybody's different. Because if everybody were the same, they'd all want to sleep with your mother!" My dad is a great man. Sometimes a little unconventional, but a great man nevertheless.
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09-11-2009, 06:32 AM
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My wise Dads words were ' figure out how to do it yourself- if somebody helps, be greatfull and if nobody offers-you planned on doing it yourslf in the first place."..how true that turned out to be. Another was " early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise"....even though he died broke at 53... but you still can't beat "I'll hold your sign"
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