YES! Go for it! Eat the Beef. The Big Mac of ManBeef! The Jack in the Box!. The Burger in the "King". The Kraut in "Dog". Hey, You da ManBeef!!!!!!!!
muledeer

Captain, the flying moderator
 

I can't keep doing this for you. You must continue this thread forever! You have responsibilities as the ManBeef moderator. Offer a Osama burger or something. Maybe a Taliban delux. Or pickled bin laden knuckles. Hey I can't do it all. Maybe the Great Tree Doc will offer some assistance!
muledeer

I ate my neighbour last week??? That help?? Just hacked off his leg and ate it raw.......well....almost raw(used a few drops of "red hot" on it)

:D

Can you say anti-hunting, animal rights activists?

I heard PETA put out a site like this.

Capt'n Moderator
 

Your slippin!!
muledeeer

Good Ol' muley....
 

One can always count on you to dish up the the manBEEF when things get a tad bit slow! ;)

Cap'n must be flyin' around somewhere! :D

Been flying alot lately!! It is addictive hehehe
So anyway.....though I would eat the postman's arm tonight.....can you guys recommend a good wine to go with it??

I was thinking something in a red....

And lots of garlic!!!!

Good grief! I'm kinda new around here. Now I kinda wonder if I should stick around or get out while the gettin's good.
I liked Greywolf's joke about Jeffrey Dahmer, though.
Here's another one for you, Wolf:

After Dahmer was killed in prison there was a big family fight about what to do with his remains. Half the family wanted to eat him right away, the other half wanted to put part of him in the freezer for later.

Yup, I guess I might fit right in with this crowd after all . . .

Indeed!
 

Indeed.... you'll fit right in......please, come in, come in.......welcome aboard!

As you can see, this thread has a long life thanks to some true manBEEF supporters and tasters. :D

Why, thank you.
I should note at this point that I'm all stringy and tough, like those vegetarians mentioned in the letters part of that Manmeat site, even though I just had moose burgers for supper so I ain't no rabbit-food fanatic.
So don't eat me!

Don't worry...
 

I'm certain that with a high fat diet and a few weeks of being off work and loafing around the house......we'll have you in shape in no time! Now where was it you said you lived? :p

Hey muledeer and Cap'n!!! We got ourselves a live one here! :D

Stringy and tough?? HA!! That's what started the tradition on sausage :D

Hey!!!
 

I got it!



FOSTER SNAUSAGE

Just when you think this thread is dead it just keeps coming back!

Hey beagler, whatever gave you the idea that this thread was dead???

MANBEEF FOREVER!!!!


We should get complimentary t-shirts!!

I didn't say where I lived, and with good reason, apparently. And I already got a high fat diet, and I already loaf around the house. That's what I do best!
But I must admit I admire the gumpshion of that lady who wanted to feed Manmeat to her boss (see the 'LETTERS' section) and then tell him AFTERWARDS what it was he was eating.
I know what my boss would say:
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"I'll eat that Foster for lunch."

Hmmm, a new addict
 

Welcome foster. Your're right, don't let the "Doctor" know where you live. If he turns in enough addresses he receives a ManBeef T-shirt and a hat. He'll do anything to get his hat and shirt. He'll turn you into a "Foster Freeze" without any second thoughts!
muledeer

You know...
 

It takes a lot of Foster's to make a freeze......I gotta get 'em however I can!

I'm thinking we put a tap in tree doc and get enough sap to make so syrup and pour over Some nice muledeer,OR I could grind up some muledeer and put a little MANWICH in and I've got sloppy joes but no use for that old sap tree doc;)

Just kiddin' doc You don't suppose you could give me your address could ya'??I've only got 3 slots to fill and I get the manbeef jacket!:D


I guess I was wrong this thread will never die...its the greatest one ever!

Beagler

Man you guys are some slow!!! Not onl have I gotten the hat, t-shirt and jacket, they have made me an offer to purchase shares in the corporation!!

Where do ya live doc???? HMMMM??????

I'm at...
 

...one, one, two, two, ChewyChewy Avenue

Anybody else got any good recipes???

ChewyChewy ave eh?? Hmmmmm.........

captain (I started it again for you)
 

Hey maybe you could fly over Doc's house in Kalif., and drop off some MB t-shirts and stuff. He's having a tough time coping in the Kalif environment and is soon to be committed. Doc will reciprocate with some of his neighbor's jerkey, I mean jerkeyed neighbor.
muledeer

This Thread still here!??!?
 

Right, that's it,...

Whitewolf, Lycanthrope, bring the barbeque sauce, we're meeting at Snake Eye's place next full moon. He started this mess.

Mmmmm, longpork.....

:D

Jerked Neighbour is one of my favourite!!

Isn't it funny how often ones neighbours are jerky??? :p

I hate to do this but I'm with cap'n on this seems like everyones got Jerky neighbors.

Hey if we can get "Skinny shooter" in here and on Doc's diet plan we could fry him up for Christmas dinner. All we need is a side of mule deer with A "Lil' red" pepper. and and some cap'n2kca crunch and were all set for a feast:D

Sounds like a feast to me!!!
With a name like Skinny tho ...he might just be too skinny!! Gona hafta fatten him up!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

AAAAHHHROOWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 

:D

Warning; eating Skinny may stunt your growth....

http://www.newts.org/~newtsweek/html..._kill_you.html

And was Mark Twain a man beefer?

http://www.boondocksnet.com/twaintexts/cannibalism.html

Best,:D

Who says??Does this mean I should spit back up the mailman I just had for lunch??Or only if he's related??

Tree Doc,Muledeer,Cap'n we are a rare breed.
This article just ruined my supper I'll never be able to eat a cousin or Aunt or Uncle the same way again.I guess I'll have to nab the paperboy and put him in the microwave for supper(I don't feel like cooking HIM after reading that article).

You know this thread has brought a whole new meaning to the words "FRY DADDY":D:D:D

ACK Think I will pass. . .

I hope they throw these guys UNDER a prison somewhere. Bunch of Sicko's.


GoodOlBoy (ERm I am NOT a kentucky fried redneck!)

don't sweat it GOB,...
 

all just in good clean cannibal fun.

What do you call a cannibal's dinner in a bun?
-Frank.

What do you call a cannibal's dinner in a bowl?
-Stu.

What do you call a cannibal's dinner on the floor?
-RALPH!

(I am so very sorry, I can't seem to help myself...) :D

"Donner party, Table for twelve! sorry, ten?, no,.. eight?...."

YOOHOO, BOYS....
 

Am uh family size man... :D
and that's the straight skinny.

I had been resisting joining this thread and now y'all went and forced me into it. :D



Allen

This thread will probably outlast the "Babe of the Day" thread at another site. Not that I look at that thread, just read the stats...

Allen

"You didn't finish your meal. I don't really blame you, he was pretty tough....but then a good soldier should be."


Ravenous

You all are gettin me hungry......hope that pizza shows up soon......great way to get food to your door eh?? Order a pizza, and voila.....somebody shows up within 30 minutes or less!! Don't know what to do with all those pizza's tho...neighbours are starting to complain...

Captain
 

Need your help!! Doc's started a ManBeef thread under "Anything Goes" on anglerschat.com. Your presents is requested (required).
muledeer:o :o

I'm happy to see that this thread hasn't died, yet. No Osama burgers yet, but hope springs eternal. I'll let you know how they come out. We haven't been real busy where I am, we have a small number of aircraft, our guys have been getting some serious kills-I've seen the gun camera footage and it's pretty spectacular. The destructive force in a cluster bomb is pretty cool. Anyway, just wanted to check in with my friends at huntchat. I'll check in every so often. Take care

Mike

Mike,
Glad to hear your ok. Do you have plenty of warm socks and fresh undies? Oh wait, don't you guys go commando or something like that??? :D
Think you could convert some of that footage to a jpeg (or even an mpeg) so your buds at huntchat can get a look?

Allen

Glad to hear all is well Tater.I was gonna use you in a christmas feist but I didn't want to track you down.I know what ya me cap'n those pizza delivery guys are the cheap way to eat fast food but what to do with those pizza's???You really oughta check out anglers chat cap'n doc is already starting the mayhem all over again:D Here I'll make it easy for you.


www.anglerschat.com

Here you go,better see you there:cool:

Beagler