Survivor Idaho style
 

Survivor Idaho Style

You have to be from Idaho, or know someone from
Idaho to truly appreciate this!

Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Idaho
is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor Idaho
Style."

The contestants will start in Pocatello, travel over
to Blackfoot. Then they will head up to Idaho Falls, and
Rexburg. From there they will proceed on to St.
Anthony, and Salmon. Then they will go west to
Challis, Stanley and over to Riggins through McCall.
From Riggins they will go back down to Cambridge, Weiser,
over to Payette and Fruitland. They would travel
through Caldwell, Nampa and Boise, taking I-84 to
Mountain Home, Jerome, Twin Falls. The final leg will
be through Burley, Rupert, American Falls, ending
back in Pocatello.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California
license plates and a LARGE bumper sticker that reads:
"I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your
health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer
hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your
guns."

The first one that makes it back to Pocatello
alive, wins. Good luck to all contestants.

Let me guess,,,all contestants have to put on blackface makeup.

No, maybe not. There wouldn't BE any survivors.

The "Idaho sandwich" is turkey breast with mayo and Swiss on Wonder bread...all white. The deluxe version has a swastika toasted on it.



Honest.

I get a lot of crap here because I keep my head shaved:eek:

Not usually a problem, unless the route goes through a couple of the northern counties.

Yeah, I WAS exaggerating. A lot. The majority of Idahoans are good folk in every way.

Still, there are Neo-Nazi groups and such headquartered there, and you don't have to look too hard to find them. Idaho is a state that treasures the independence of its citizens, and that sometimes means that some of those people get a bit "too" unique - if you know what I mean.

No offense meant to anyone.