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10-21-2005, 07:17 PM
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Survivor Idaho style
Survivor Idaho Style
You have to be from Idaho, or know someone from Idaho to truly appreciate this! Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Idaho is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor Idaho Style." The contestants will start in Pocatello, travel over to Blackfoot. Then they will head up to Idaho Falls, and Rexburg. From there they will proceed on to St. Anthony, and Salmon. Then they will go west to Challis, Stanley and over to Riggins through McCall. From Riggins they will go back down to Cambridge, Weiser, over to Payette and Fruitland. They would travel through Caldwell, Nampa and Boise, taking I-84 to Mountain Home, Jerome, Twin Falls. The final leg will be through Burley, Rupert, American Falls, ending back in Pocatello. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a LARGE bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one that makes it back to Pocatello alive, wins. Good luck to all contestants.
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10-21-2005, 07:33 PM
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Let me guess,,,all contestants have to put on blackface makeup.
No, maybe not. There wouldn't BE any survivors. The "Idaho sandwich" is turkey breast with mayo and Swiss on Wonder bread...all white. The deluxe version has a swastika toasted on it. Honest.
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10-21-2005, 07:37 PM
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I get a lot of crap here because I keep my head shaved
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USAF Retired Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorius triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. Theodore Roosevelt Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
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10-22-2005, 08:11 AM
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Yeah, I WAS exaggerating. A lot. The majority of Idahoans are good folk in every way.
Still, there are Neo-Nazi groups and such headquartered there, and you don't have to look too hard to find them. Idaho is a state that treasures the independence of its citizens, and that sometimes means that some of those people get a bit "too" unique - if you know what I mean. No offense meant to anyone.
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