Lilred's rant of the week.....older women

[Lilred]

ya know Lilred is gittin older when....

1. she drives less than 75 mph on a daily basis
2. she stopped smoking
3. she drinks wayyyy to much coffee
4. she caint cuss as fast as she used to

and number 5...the worst of the worst....

last week i special ordered some stuff for 2 college kids. they came in on saturday mornin to pick it up. they aint remember my name so the told the girl at the front counter "the older red-headed woman in the back ordered it fer me"



i came round the corner like white on rice...the kid ran out in the parkin lot..i musta scarit him bad....


so...it's official..bye bye 25 yrs old...bye bye daisy dukes...fast cars....i reckon i now need ta git my hair cut short too...ahhhhh them was the good old days.

Now that i'm officially an older woman...i think i'll settle down into an older woman routine.....








NOT!!!!
Older er not...i still got about as much spunk as a millionare that just walked in a 2 dollar hoehouse