Man......it's what's for dinner

[foster]

I'm certain that with a high fat diet and a few weeks of being off work and loafing around the house......we'll have you in shape in no time! Now where was it you said you lived?

I didn't say where I lived, and with good reason, apparently. And I already got a high fat diet, and I already loaf around the house. That's what I do best!
But I must admit I admire the gumpshion of that lady who wanted to feed Manmeat to her boss (see the 'LETTERS' section) and then tell him AFTERWARDS what it was he was eating.
I know what my boss would say:
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"I'll eat that Foster for lunch."