Pulled over by a cop.

[Chenango Dave]

Two men were driving through Texas when they got
pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up
and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop
smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

"What the was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered.
"When we pull you over in Texas, you better have
your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not
from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's
clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper
then walks around to the passenger side and taps on
the window. The passenger rolls down the window and
"WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the
nightstick.

"What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the
trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two
miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy
and say, 'I wish that a$$hole would've tried that with me!' "

[skeet]

That was great... I'd have at least thunk it myself!!

[Chenango Dave]

Skeet -sounds exactly like something I'd do. thats wht I posted it.