Fishin' (an snake) Story

[skeet]

Boudreaux the cajun and the Water Moccasin

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a
big frog in his mout. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs so he
decided to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water
moccasin so he had to be real careful or he get bit. He snuk up
behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak
dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n
to get hisself free.

But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well,
Boudreaux pried his mout open and got de frog and puts it in his
baitcan. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's
gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of
his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some
draps into de snakes mout. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his
haid and his body go limp. Wit dat Boudreaux toss's dat snake into de
bayou.

Den he goes back to fishin. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin
tappin on his barefoot toe. He look down and dare dat water
moccasin was, wiff two frogs in his mouf.

[DaMadman]

hahaha that sounds like a Youston (Justin) Wilson story for sure