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03-29-2006, 06:04 AM
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Cheney to recieve Medal
Cheney To Receive Medal Of Freedom!!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say, " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it". In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting stamps
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03-29-2006, 06:27 AM
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 I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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03-29-2006, 09:15 AM
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03-29-2006, 11:31 AM
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What do you think I am buying the AR-10 and AR-15 for. With these guns, I can take out plenty of attorney hunters from long range. This way, for the hunters it will be kind of like hunting dangerous game.
Right after Cheney shot that attorney, I received an e-mail from a friend about the adopted regulations for hunting attorneys in Texas. That forward was hilarious, but I couldn't find it in my e-mail to post it here. It has things in it like "attorneys may not be hunted around court houses, hospitals, or ambulances." "Hunters can not bait attorneys by camoflauging themselves as personal injury victims." The list was hilarious. I cannot believe that I lost that e-mail.
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03-29-2006, 12:58 PM
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Sorry fabs, but I just bought my tag.
GoodOlBoy
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(Moderator - Gear & Gadgets, Cowboy Action, SouthWest Regional, Small Game) GoodOlBoy@huntchat.com For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16 KJV Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun. - Ecclesiastes 8:15 KJV "The gun has been called the great equalizer, meaning that a small person with a gun is equal to a large person, but it is a great equalizer in another way, too. It insures that the people are the equal of their government whenever that government forgets that it is servant and not master of the governed." - 40th President of the United States Ronald Reagan 1911-2004
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03-30-2006, 05:26 AM
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I wanted to be the first to post my lmao here but couldn't see the keys through the tears of laughter...lllmmmaaaaooo...hummm an new season....yee ha.
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03-30-2006, 05:27 AM
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oh and fabs...if you hear someone holler..."DUCK!!!!!"..... don't be lookin up to the sky now..
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03-30-2006, 09:41 AM
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Is this the one, Fabs?
TEXAS PARKS & WILDLIFE APPLICABLE LAWS Harvesting of Attorneys: Seasons, Methods, and Bag Limits 370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes. 370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited. 370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash. 370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft. 370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys. 370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 10 - 20 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon. 370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels. 370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same. 370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2; Two-faced tortfeasors, 1; Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3; Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4. Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act). ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.
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03-30-2006, 10:04 AM
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Yep, that would be the one. I should copy it and save it, but now I know it is in a safe place where I can retrieve it from (i.e., Huntchat).
Thanks Dog Yeller. I don't care what anybody else says about you, you are okay in my book. LOL
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03-30-2006, 10:22 AM
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Quote:
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04-01-2006, 06:44 PM
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First was the discussion, then the jokes, now the game:
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