dear president bush

[BILLY D.]

i am about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family and i would like your assistance. i am going to walk accross the border from the u.s. to mexico and i need to make a few arrangements.

i know you can help with this.

i plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports and immigration quotas and laws. i'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

so would you mind telling your friend, vincente fox, that i'm on my way over?

please let him know that i will be expecting the following:

1. free medical care for my entire family.

2. english speaking government bureaucrats for all services i might need , whether i need them or not.

3. all government forms need to be printed in english.

4. i want all my kids to be taught by english speaking teachers..

5. schools need to include classes on american culture and history.

6. i want my kids to see the american flag flying on the top of flag pole with the mexican flag flying lower down.

7. please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. i will need a local mexican drivers license so i can get easy access to government services.

9. i do not plan to have any car insurance and i won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. in case one of the mexican police officers does not get the memo from president fox to leave me alone, please be sure all officers speak english.

11. i plan to fly the american flag from my housetop, put decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on the 4th of july. i don't want any negative comments or complaints from the locals.

12. i also desire a good paying job without paying any taxes and don't enforce any labor or tax laws.

13. please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say say a critical word about me, or about the strain i might put on the economy.

i know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the u.s. from mexico. i am sure president fox will not mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

however if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your v.p.

thank you so much for your kind help in this matter.

sincerely


this was plagiarized from tommy b. @ reloadersnest.

[drummer]

Classic!

[PJgunner]

Interesting article in today's paper. In mexico, illegal aliens (people sneaking into mexico to come here to the US) are FELONS. Means a two year prison sentence unless you have the money to bribe the cops. Murder, torture rape and robbery of these people are committed by the mexicam militarty, state and local police, yet they *****, piss and moad about uds even considering to make out illegal aliens felons. Talk about a double standard.
Paul B.

[Wahnie]

Alot of truth there.

I frequent another forum (dominated by 14 year olds from metro areas fed liberal bullcrap) and I love some of the brainless responses made by them on this subject. I think my favorite are the posts that say we have no right to tell people where they can and cannot live. Sorry, but when you're in this country illegally, you should have NO RIGHTS!

[BILLY D.]

Originally posted by drummer
Classic!

paul

should you or any of you for that matter think about moving to mexico you might want to visit this web site and see how they feel about immigrants.

[url]http://www.centerforsecuritypolicy.org/Mexicos Glass House.pdf

you will notice they are not reciprocal in their feelings for immigrants to their country.

[Lilred]

Dear American citizens,
Here is the top 5 reasons you should elect me, Lilred, as yer next President of these here U.S of A states.

1. The first day of deer huntin shall be a federal holiday. We shall consider the day as holy as the sabbath to the Good Lord.

2. "We will kick all ya'lls asses!" will be replacing the E pluribus unum on every paper dollar and inscribed on every coin.

3. I will a build a 1/2 mile moat around our borders. This moat will be as perty as an oasis on the Sahara....yet it shall be filled with alligators, 2 of every poisonous snake known to man, a hill of fire ants every 8 feet apart and all it's vegetation shall be filled with ticks, chiggers and bees.

4. Recipients of any financial aid (welfare, medicaid etc) shall have a toe cut off very year they draw the money with the exception of veterans and any applicant 20 years of age or older that provides proof of employment from the time they was 18 till the day of the application. If they attended college, they are disqualified, as they got enough sense to hold down their own job. Illegal immigrants found drawin federal money will have 2 toes cut off and sent to the moat.

5. Any person found guilty of killin a person is sentenced to death. Any person killin a child under the age of 18 shall be noosed on horseback and hung.


I hope that ya'll will vote fer me come next election!!


Sincerely,
Lilred

[Wahnie]

I'd vote ya, Lilred!

Instead of horseback noosing for killing children, can we just tie each limb to a horse and quarter them?

[jon lynn]

You got my vote Red......................can your wife beat Hillary up?

[Wahnie]

Originally posted by jon lynn
You got my vote Red......................can your wife beat Hillary up?

I think Lilred IS the wife...

[BILLY D.]

Originally posted by jon lynn
You got my vote Red......................can your wife beat Hillary up?

JON

LILRED IS A LADY. LAST WE HEARD SHE WAS MARRIED TO A REAL GUY.

[BILLY D.]

hey wahine

go to bed. you screwed up my post.

[Valigator]

I dont know how I missed this one....you got my vote...I'll even supply the gators and the fire ants...