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09-08-2006, 06:54 PM
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Lilred goes to church
Why does this always happen when I leave the house???
My Mama always said she could never go nowheres with me.... 
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09-08-2006, 07:01 PM
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Lilred
Hahahahahaha!! Just like you to do that to them fine upstandin church folk... And if'n y'all can do that to the preacher...well ...you be alright by me!!
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09-09-2006, 05:19 PM
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Is that actually meant for you Lilred? If so, I must say I am speechless, and that is pretty hard to do. Should we even ask how this came about?
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09-10-2006, 08:39 AM
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I started laughing as soon as I read the title of this thread!
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09-10-2006, 05:47 PM
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Well Fabs...my mama been sayin that I dont go to church enough. So i decided to go..only to be invited to preach after the preacher seen me ring the head of 3 of them snakes they had. Hey...in church or no...them moccosins can kill ya..they musta snuck in a open winder er somethin. Musta been a nest of em come to think bout it..cause on counta...there was bout 50 of them dam things in the sunday school class! Anyways...I seen em and I rung their neck...and all them people started hollerin and carryin on...next thing I know...i'm up on the alter. Well...I reckon I gave a good sermon..I was talkin bout bein good, not killin er stealin and all that happy crap..and all them people was spellbound. Thought I had a booger on my nose er somethin the way they was starin at me.
 Well I left em speechless...cept fer the old lady who was bawlin like a baby and throwin herself on the floor. I still aint got nary idea what in the hell was wrong with her...and every time I asked her what was wrong...she cried harder and flailed around like a fish outta water...so I got outta there.Next day I drove through...and there was the sign (Actually, I got the idea from GOB who was tinkerin on the website that you make them things on lol)
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09-11-2006, 12:43 AM
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lilred
you are a circus. i needed a good laugh about now. THANKS.
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09-11-2006, 08:58 AM
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guess there is a First Baptist Church about the same in every town. This is what ours said last Oct 1st
GoodOlBoy
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09-11-2006, 12:53 PM
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Fabs
Man I am sure glad you got your finger outta your nostril... Oh well. I've goobed out before too I guess!
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