Lilred's rant of the week.....older women

[Lilred]

BTW...Jabba..I can explain why men dont understand women and vise versa.

Ya'll git a cup of coffee, relax and take notes iffin ya need ta.

Ya see..women has got this here "what are you gonna do fer me" attitude.
Men got this here "what are you NOT gonna do fer me" attitude.

Like this...men dont want women to bug em all the time and they dont want their clothes pressed...they dam sure dont want their wife to pack salads in ther lunch and they dont want women to clean up the garage.

Women want men to give em attention, they do want to git their man's clothes just so, they do want to pack salads cause they think it's savin their man from a heart attack and they want to clean their man's garage so they can git more attention and the circle starts over again.

So, here's how to remedy that there situation.

Ya'll stay away from each other until it's time to...well...yeah. To hell with the clothes cause both of ya'll will probaly look like crap to somebody else anyhow...to hell with the heart attack crap cause if yer gonna die...you might as well not die of starvation first....and last but not least...the garage.
Make just enough room to do yer yeahs in and fergit about it.

So....in short...dont give a rat's butt and go on with it...

That there was an exerpt from The Lilred Book of Filosofy