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09-03-2009, 11:56 AM
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Here is a new one I found!
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
This is very similar to another saying I use to hear but I cant remember what that one was.
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Bulletpusher Archer's do it Standing Up! God's Not Dead! The Republic of Texas In life, you won't go far unless you know where the gopher holes are. "From the Sayings of Wisdom from the Clan Varley" Lo do they call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. "My greatest fear is that my sins will come back to haunt me", Mel Gibson from the Patriot. 
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09-03-2009, 04:54 PM
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Old Army saying for Privates on a detail: "If it moves salute it, if it dosen't move, paint it."
Best, Ed
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The three Rs: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"
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09-04-2009, 07:39 AM
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Though not as colorful as some of the other quotes listed in this thread, I'll offer the following from my grandfather:
He used to tell me as a kid to keep in touch with Tiorio, or TIORIO, an acronym of "Think It Over, Reason It Out". Wise words. Another one he used to say: "A wise old sage once said, 'Be sure you're right, then go ahead.' He may have added this, to wit, 'Be sure you're wrong before you quit.'" And then there's one my dad used to say: "Thank God everybody's different. Because if everybody were the same, they'd all want to sleep with your mother!" My dad is a great man. Sometimes a little unconventional, but a great man nevertheless.
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