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12-11-2005, 04:17 PM
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Investment Advice
>>INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
>> >> >>If you had purchased $1000.00 of >> >>Nortel stock >> >>one year ago, it would now be worth >> >> >>$49.00 >> >>. >> >> >>-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O >> >> >> >> >>With >> >>Enron, >> >> >>you would have had >> >> >>$16.50 >> >> >>left of the original $1,000.00. >> >>! >> >> >>-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O >> >> >> >> >> >>With >> >>WorldCom, >> >> >>you would have had less than >> >> >>$5.00 >> >>left. >> >> >>-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- >> >> >> >> >>But, if you had purchased >> >>$1,000.00 >>worth of >> >>Beer one year ago, >> >> >>drank all the beer, >> >> >>then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, >> >> >>you would have had >> >> >>$214.00. >>-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 >> >> >>Based on the above, >> >> >>current investment advice is to >> >> >>drink heavily and >> >>recycle.
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