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12-22-2005, 12:08 PM
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Let's make a Christmas story!
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a craeture was stirring...........................but deep in the wild of Utah, Rocky was watching the Osmond Family Christmas Special (with special guest Tim Conway), until a special news buliten announced some disturbing news!
 Rocky contacted the four corners of the world, starting with Petey, who was buisy thawing his frozen Pillly Chesesteak in the microwave, then Val, who was in the middle of her book she was writing "Gator wrestling for dummies" who in turn contacted Tater, who was buisy inventing the perfect potato peeler and deer skinner..............here is what he told them! 
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12-22-2005, 12:53 PM
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Santa Claus has been taken hostage and the terrorists are planning to shoot one of his reindeer every hour until their demands are meet. The president has called upon "HuntChat" to save Christmas. He knew that we were the most well armed, and willing group to respond to such a crisis. So Val, Tater, Petey, gather your Camo gear, and your best weapons and call together all the HuntChat folks, Rally the troops we must save Santa and his sled team.
So Petey and Val and Tater got on the phone and called........
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12-22-2005, 01:33 PM
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Rocky "The Hornet" Raab
Allen "Smoking gun" Skinny Shooter Boyd "Powder Burner, Long Gun" Heaton "Tomahawk, Don't wipe my glass with your shirt" Spark Fabrizo "Touch my Bennelli and I'll sue" Roman Carl "I can shoot a shotgun better blind-folded than you" - skeet Roy "Thingamajigs are cool" - inIdaho Scott "It's only a mile away" - bigbrother AND...
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12-24-2005, 03:27 PM
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NEWS ALERT.............this just in.............................from the terrorist network al-ja-DEER-a, a terrorist has been seen eating a piece of jerkey.
Experts have been examining the pictures to see if the jerkey is indeed from one of the kidnaped reindeer, or just common domestic stocked beef. Larry The Cable Guy is being called in to give his expert advice. When asked for a quote Larry said "I'm just gonna git er done!" In another unrelated topic, Tim Conway will not be apearing in the Osmond Family Christmas Special...................we now return you to "Frosty the puddle: we hardly knew you"
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I tell you I don't get no respect. Why, the surgeon general, he offered me a cigarette. (Rodney)
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12-26-2005, 12:34 AM
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We better get Tree Doc in on this with his bulletproof 'Thunderwear'.
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USAF Retired  Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorius triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. Theodore Roosevelt Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
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