A bed time story

[BILLY D.]

The princess and the frog.

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

the frog hopped into the princesses lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell on me."

One kiss from you however, and i will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am and then my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever be happy doing so.

that night as the princess dined sumptously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I DON'T FREAKING THINK SO!


REMIND YOU OF ANYBODY?

THANKS TO OZARK CHARLIE FOR THE STORY.