I need help

[TreeDoc]

I need some help gang. I think my wife is seeing somebody.

Lately, she has been coming home late from work and when I ask her about it she gets real defensive. When her cell phone rings and I look to see who it is she says "what...you checking on me?" Lately she seems to being going out a lot with "the girls." When she gets home she always has someone drop her off a house or two up the street.

Last night I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of it. When it started to get late, about the time she normally comes home, I went outside and crouched down beside my duck boat so she wouldn't see me. A strange car pulled up in front of the neighbor's house with my wife in the passenger seat. Just as she was getting out of the car I noticed that I was starting to get some paint flaking off right at the top of the transom. What do think I could use to fix that? I don't want it to get so bad that a whole repaint is needed.

There ya go, Fabs!

[Steverino]

1. Saunter over to the vehicle parked down the street from your house and gently rap on the passenger window- dismissing from your mind whatever unsavory images that you see. As the window comes down, ask the wife if she has any nail polish in her purse for a quick fix-up (it is winter after all and we're talkin bout the transom on your duck boat here!)

and/or...

2. Invite the wife's "Special Friend" over to the transom for an evaluation either prior to or after the nail polish touch-up. The choice is, quite naturally, yours to make TreeDoc but I would personally opt to the consultation before because "Special Friend" would be treated to an up close and personal evaluation of my props wheel cup pitch immediately following. Mmmm. Does cavitation occur through hardened bone, cartilidge, and grey matter???

[rick savage]

where,s my wadders,it,s getting deep in here

[fabsroman]

And to think I might have been worried about you. Remember what they say about crying wolf