The Sniffer Dog

[fishnfrank]

A man had just settled into his seat next to the
window on the plane when
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his
black Labrador
Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The
first man looked very
quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was
allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and
that the dog was a
'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the
best there is. I'll
show you once we get airborne, when I put him to
work."

The plane took off , and once it has leveled out, the
agent said, "Watch
this." He told Sniffer to "search."


Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and
finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned
to his seat and put one paw on the agent 's arm.

The agent said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man
and said, "That woman
is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
her seat number and
the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the
aisles. The Lab sniffed
about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
returned to its seat, and
this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.

The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so
again, I'm making a note
of his seat number for the police."

I like it!" said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little
while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped
into the middle
seat and proceeded to **** all over the place.

The first man was really grossed out by this behavior
and couldn't figur e
out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like
that, so he asked the
agent, "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."