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06-18-2008, 11:22 PM
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A kinda neat one
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going downtown. Nothing is moving North or South.
Suddenly...a man knocks on the drivers window. So wondering what was up he rolls down his window and asks.."What's happened? What's the holdup." Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama,Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a 10 million dollar ransom..otherwise they will douse them in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection." The driver asks.."On average how much is everybody giving??" The fellow answers" oh, about a gallon!!" yuk yuk yuk!
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