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04-22-2009, 11:22 AM
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Climate change cause finally found!
After decades of observation, research, world travel and data gathering, pseudo-scientist Rocky Raab takes the occasion of Earth Day to announce the definitive cause of climate change.
“Climate change is caused by one simple and overlooked thing,” Raab said, “and that is … leaves.” “For the entire life of the Earth, the emergence of leaves in the Spring cause the temperature to rise. The more leaves that trees hold, the hotter it gets. Then, in the Autumn, when trees drop their leaves, the temperature invariably plummets. The cause and effect is as obvious as the face behind your nose,” he concluded. The facts are indisputable. Wherever there are leaves, it is warm. Where there are few or no leaves, it is cold. The Amazon and the Antarctic are proof of the theory: one is always hot and the other is always frozen, and the presence or absence of leaves is the difference. Over the rest of the earth, the annual cycle never varies: leaves emerge and temperatures rise; leaves disappear and temperature falls. Competing ideas are overcomplicated hogwash. Al Gore is a shyster and a crook, and the media has it backwards: “Green” is not the answer, “green” is the CAUSE!
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04-22-2009, 01:36 PM
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By God he has it!
Great theory! I shall spread the Gospel of the Noble Rocky Raab!
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04-22-2009, 03:41 PM
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quick.....get the "hollywierd' types like Janine Garafalo and Oprah to get the word out.....We must ban leaves!!!! Remember: it's for the children!
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04-22-2009, 05:59 PM
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One more amazing thing about global warming:
The CO2 theory doesn't explain how it can be summer in one hemisphere but winter in the other. If CO2/greenhouse gasses are evenly spread throughout the atmosphere, how can this be? But leaves account for it! (And does everybody know that swaying trees cause the wind? The more they sway, the stronger the wind gets.)
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04-22-2009, 07:04 PM
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Rocky
Sounds like an inconvenient truth to me. jplonghunter
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04-22-2009, 07:05 PM
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Rocky, have you also noticed that the browner the grass gets, the higher the temperature?
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04-23-2009, 12:25 PM
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I think it's about time somebody figured this whole thing out. I would publish your findings quickly before they are suppressed by the anti-anti-leaf foundation!
GoodOlBoy
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04-23-2009, 07:11 PM
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Very interisting observation Rocky. I think your on the right track, but I have noticed that it often seem alot hotter when the sun is shining bright. I have also noticed that it seem cooler under trees with lots of leaves when the sun is bright.
 Are those leaves smart enough to do that just so we won`t know they are what is causeing globel warming?????
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