End of the Year Contest

[Duffy]

OK, I have a few of these:

Full throttle, dry tank. or Gasoline engine, diesel fuel.

Lamborghini chassis, moped engine.

Goalie for the dart team.

The space between his ears powers vacuum pumps.

Has six beers, but lacks the little plastic thing to hold them together.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

His jogging trail doesn’t go all the way around the lake.

Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.

Knows Atlanta like the back of her hand, but she’s in Chicago.

A few togas short of an orgy.

A couplet short of a sonnet.

Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick.

Enough sawdust between the ears to bed an elephant.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Useful as a kick stand on a horse.

Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.

Mind like a steel trap: Things wander in and get mangled.

Music by Mozart, choreography by Kramer.